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Hello All Of You!

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How I work:

 

All NYC appointments must be after 8pm except Sunday.  Appointments outside NYC can be more flexible time wise due to easy access by car. Appointments are late afternoon earliest is 3pm WITH NOTICE (no 3pm appointments only trying to make the appointment at 2PM - must give notice at 12 noon for 3pm appointment)  early evening and late evening.  Please call or txt in the afternoon to secure an appointment that afternoon or evening.  Appointments are earliest 3pm, all the way through to late night.  

 

If you call or text me, allow some time for me to discover the call or text, either I can't answer right away or the phone didn't "ring" and I have to manually check to see if anyone tried to call me.

 

I can't come to see you over text messages, you must call and I have to hear your voice to make a booking.  I don't talk about anything over text messges, other than to say if I'm available or not and if I can come to your location or not, if you want the info you have to call.  

 

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 I require a 2-3 hour advance notice for an appointment at the minimum.  It's even better to know a day or two, or a week before the appointment.  

 

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EASIEST LOCATIONS FOR ME TO GET TO:

 

Areas I travel to for Outcalls - Anywhere in NYC, Hudson Valley, Orange County, Sussex County/North Jersey, lower Sullivan County and the entrance to the Pocconos.  

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  If you're calling from Newburgh, Middletown, Poughkeepsie or Bronx  be an upscale person or I will hang up.  

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Please do not send pictures, looks are unimportant.

 

I Hope this gives you an idea of the places I usually go. 

 

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There is a zero tolerance policy for no call/no show.  Sorry....I drive far to keep our appointment and there's just no room for this type of BS.  All no callers/no showers will be placed on number block.  

 

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What does a successful call and booking sound like? 

 

You:  "Hi, is this Kara?"

 

Me: "Yes, this is Kara, how are you doing tonight?"

 

You: "Fine, thanks.  Are you avialiable for an appointment in _________ ? (number of hours, days, etc - SPECIFIC TIME AND DAY)"

 

Me:  "Let me check my calender/appointment book for tonight.  Yes, I'm avialiable".

 

You: "Do the rates on your website still apply?"

 

Me:  "Yes, they are current.  My website is always current and updated."

 

You:  "Great, see you on _______ /or in _____ hours!"

 

Me:  "Awesome, looking forward to it"

 

*a good time is had by all*

 

 

What does an unsuccessful call and booking sound like?

 

You:  "Hey, is this Kara?"

 

Me:  "Yes, this is Kara, how are you doing tonight?"

 

You:  "Ok, how much does it cost?"

 

Me:  "Did you check the Rates page on my website?"

 

You: "No, I didn't see it"

 

Me:  "There is a link on my ad."

 

You:  "Ok, I see it.  I dont have that much, I only have _____ ."

 

Me:  " This line is only for people who follow the information on the site.  Goodbye."  *click*

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Hey guys, let's make every phone call into a productive call - don't call for nothing!  How can we do this?  I'm going to break down some information into bullet points for you so you can get some easy answers.

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*** Our connection is to celebrate postivity, togetherness, joy and sensuality.  Any type of Negativity or Hostility will cause an end to our association.

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*** Multiple hour bookings and overnight/weekend bookings will be given priority.  Generous and kind gentlemen are the only acceptable appointments.

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*** The easiest way to book an appointment is call in the AFTERNOON (or better yet, a few days in advance) to get an EARLY EVENING or LATE EVENING APPOINTMENT.  Calling at the last minute is risky.  You can try, but its better if you book early.

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*** Donations are CASH ONLY, provided at the START of our time together.  *Read the Rates page before calling*

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*** if I have never seen you before, I need to HEAR YOUR VOICE and TALK TO YOU Before making a booking.  You may not make an appointment only with texts if you are a new client.  I do not text about rates or specifics, for that info you must CALL.

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Blocked numbers will never be answered, they will be Declined immediately.  Unblock your number and then call.  Burner, VOIP or Google Voice or any other "service" will be blocked immediately and not answered.  I must know exactly who you are from the very first phone call or I will refuse to associate with you.  That includes a valid phone number registered to your name.  Anyone who tries to insist that a burner or google voice number "Is a real phone number" will be blocked immediately.

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I don't do anything else except one on one appointments.  NO parties, NO couples, NO swingers clubs, etc etc.  I DO NOT "meet friends", "meet family members", "go to family functions", "go to reunions", "run into old friends while we are out" and so forth.  I only RARELY go to public places such as a restaurant or shopping with a TRUSTED client, SOMETIMES.  That's only if I know the person very well.  I am not to be seen with you by any other people or person except the people who can't be avoided such as hotel clerks, store clerks, waitresses etc. who don't know either of us.

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New Pics are in the Gallery, yay!  Have fun :)

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It's almost the Holidays.  You will get gifts for everyone in your life.  But what about a gift for YOU?  Something that you will appreciate, remember and be thankful for :)  Make an appointment today!

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Why not have the Valentines Day gift that YOU desire?  Do you want to spend time with someone who is beautiful and sensual?  Do you want to have a stress free time that is centered around feeling good and satisfies all your needs?  Was your Valentine's Day experience not as fun as you'd hoped, and now you want a REAL Valentine's Day? :) Let's have our own Valentine's Day, together!

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Photographers - please do not contact me.  I take my own selfies and they do very well for me, so I do not need any other services.  Thank you. 

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No Google Voice, VOIP or "Burner" numbers please .....thanks, see u soon!  Any and all fake phone numbers will be blocked/deleted immediately upon discovery.

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No really drunk guys, sipping a glass of wine or a craft beer together is fine but don't drink a lot before I get there please.  

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I have received a flood of "junk" calls recently.  Don't be one of them.  If you're using a Google or other "burner" number, you will just not get to see me - period.  Don't waste both of our time.  Read the information and don't call unnecessarily - the only acceptable appointments are generous, kind gentlemen.  You know if you are or are not this person. 

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Please do not hint, ask or beg for me to do something such as move in, spend off the clock time with you, etc.  That is Pestering, and it makes our time together uncomfortable.  I have no intention of spending any uncompensated time with anyone, ever, or move in with anyone.  I work by the hour, day, weekend or otherwise specified arrangement ONLY. 

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Appointment times:  EARLIEST 3pm, then around 7pm, and finally late night which is around 10pm, 12am etc.  My favorites are 7pm and 10pm.  Appointments can be anytime between 3pm and late night, but these seem to be the most popular time blocks for people who are booking me.  I work at night, so there won't be any early or mid morning appointments.  Just to be clear, that means no 6am, 9am, 11am, 12 noon etc appointments - it starts at 3pm.

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No matter how many times we have seen each other and how much we have enjoyed each other's company, my Private information is still Private.  I don't ask you for your private information, so I expect you to extend that courtesy to me. 

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Minimum lead time is 3 hours, so if you want a 7pm appointment you've got to tell me by 4pm, and so forth.  I might be away from my home, working or doing other things and not ready for appointments when you call or text.  Saying you might want an appointment isn't enough for me to start to get ready, you must make a solid appointment for me to get ready.  

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"I don't usually do this."  I don't just casually "come and hang out", any time you see me it is a job, so I must have a clear start and end time to our time together.  If it's time for me to go at, say, 8:00, I will be going at 8:00 no matter what is going on, unless you are prepared to extend our time together.  You are responsible for gaining everything you wanted to from our time together.  If you decide to talk until our time is almost up, I'm going to assume that you wanted to talk for the entire time.  "but it seemed like we were so comfortable watching TV together!" That is true, I am an expert in making you feel comfortable and participating in activities you like.  That doesn't mean I'm so comfortable that I'm not working.  

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"I feel so comfortable, like we've known each other for a long time."  Hospitality is my specialty, so I'm glad you feel this way! <3 It doesn't, however, mean that our time together is being extended without you extending it.  

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"I thought you wanted to see me and so I didn't think the rules still applied".  There is never a time when the rules don't apply.  Of course I want to see people who's company I enjoy, but first and foremost I am still working.  

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"You're so easy to talk to.  It feels like I'm talking to a true friend.  You really "get" me and understand me". I'm so glad you're noticing how hard I worked to get to a place where I truly understand others.   This is a very valueable skill that took years to develop.  I am definitely exercising skill and patience on your behalf when you feel this way.

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"We made a booking and then I texted you 5 times but you didn't answer!"  Like any other job, making an appointment with me does not mean that you are now entitled to continuous contact until the appointment and then after the appointment.  I definitely don't have time to answer a new text message every hour.  If you have information about cancellation or moving the time, that would be a reason to text, other than that, please keep texting to a minimum.  

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